Penguin Punter Pumelled

A punter has been the victim of a vicious attack.....merely for pleasuring ladies. The punter known only as Fuggy was beaten to within inches of his life in the frenzied attack. During the terrifying ordeal his attackers are reported to have been shouting “ You are too popular with the ladies.... you are making others feel worthless and we are putting a stop to it”. Fuggy who also released his very own range of sexs toy to further stimulate and pleasure the ladies thinks the recent attack was caused by his latest release: “The Passion Penguin”! Since its launch, working ladies have been throwing themselves at Fuggy in the hope of achieving complete sexual satisfaction

Paramedics rushed the victim to Puntingham General Hospital at around 12:30 am where doctors worked through to the early hours to save his life. The attack left Fuggy requiring over 100 stitches to his face alone. Nurses on the ward have stated that Fuggy is still in good spirits after the attack and have also said that they have come to love his cheeky sense of humour. One nurse however is still a little bemused and doesn’t understand what Fuggy means when he asks “ How much for OWO”. She also claimed that Fuggy prefers the veterinary method of taking his temperature.