Pumpkin Pervert Seduces Sasquatch

On an eerie January night, the recently reported pumpkin pervert went one step further. The mythical creature “Sasquatch” appears to be a myth no more !
The big footed, hairy creature was seen by a number of revellers after a night out. The revellers had returned to “Castle Toolie” after a night on the tiles. At first they could believe what they saw and realised why the sasquatch was more commonly known as “Bigfoot”!
Toolie then seduced the big footed creature by massaging its feet followed by kissing those huge things.

  Terrified  
Other revellers feared for their lives !
After hearing very strange noises from the floor above where the monster was controlling Toolie other revellers were unable to escape the castle. Our reporter spoke to 3 men named “Chunter”, “Lagerlad” and “Baseballfan” who said “ It was terrifying ! The sounds that were eminating were spinechilling. We were so scared but the only place to hide was inside one of the creatures own shoes. Thats where we hid out until the creature left”.
When asked if there was any clue as to whether the creature would be tracked down, Detective Constable I. Lavem said “The capture of the creature is imminent. Pictures from cctv will make this LMNtry !”